I wanted to post something for today, Remembrance Day, but I was at a loss for what. I didn’t have it in me to write something personal and profound, but I really felt–especially given the events of this week–that something needed to be said. To be shared.
Then I learned of the passing of Leonard Cohen.
I can think of nothing more appropriate to share on this day than this video of Leonard Cohen reciting “In Flanders Fields” by John McRae.
I wanted to be sure and give at least one more update about the state of submissions to Equus before the submission window closed. As we inch closer and closer to that date, I figured now would be a good time for that 🙂
As I write this there are several unread submissions in the queue waiting my attention so if you read this and think, “Wait! She just said she hasn’t seen [This particular thing] but that’s totally what my story is about!”, take a deep breath and smile. It just means I haven’t read your story yet, but when I do I will probably be pleasantly surprised.
I still haven’t seen the volume of submissions I’d have liked (about 63 in total so far–including those I haven’t read), but if history chooses to repeat itself there will be a big spike toward the end of this month. If you want to beat the rush I recommend submitting before the final week if you can.
My shortlist is very short, and so far it only contains creatures that we would describe either as ‘horses’ or ‘unicorns’. There are no donkeys, zebras, centaurs, kelpies, hippocamp, Pegasus, trojan horses, hippogriffs, longmas, pookas, Uchchaihshravas or… well, something you’ve totally created that no one else has already given a name to. I want this anthology to represent as wide a range of horse-like creatures as it possibly can, so if you’re stuck for something to write about you can increase your chances of inclusion by choosing something outside the obvious. This is not to say you shouldn’t write a horse or unicorn story if that is what you are inspired to write, but if you want to submit but are still looking for inspiration, I’d suggest looking at some of the less used horse-like creatures for ideas.
As I mentioned in my last update from the slush pile, all the stories on my short list are currently what I would describe as ‘fantasy’. And I love fantasy, don’t get me wrong, but I’d also like to see some science fiction horses. Or steampunk (or dieselpunk, or solarpunk!) horses. Noir horses. Mystery horse. Or even horror horses (nightMARE anyone?).
Submissions are open until the end of this month, so there is still time for you to conceive of, write, polish and send me your best Equus story. And I hope you will.
I’ll be spending a lot of time reading submissions toward the end of this week so if you’ve submitted and are waiting to hear back from me, thank you for your patience. If you haven’t submitted yet, now is a great time to change that. 🙂
I’m participating in NaNoWriMo again this year. The project I’m working on is strongly related to the one I wrote last year so I was poking through last year’s file to find a character’s name, actually, when I came across something that made me laugh. I didn’t laugh in the “OMG that is SO funny!” kind of way, nor was it the “I need to laugh or I’m going to cry” kind of way… but it was something smack dab right in the middle of those two things.
What I found, right in the middle of my NaNoWriMo project from last year was this (edited for length and secrecy):
Why is today so hard?
I got a really good sleep last night and then I opened up my email and there was good news there–Book Bub Deal!! Whoot! And also there was evidence of all the hard work I’ve been doing over the past months and years. There were story submissions and edits, and copy edits and updates on the project I’ve a novel contracted to and… fuck. It shouldn’t be this hard. On a day when all the mail is good, when there’s evidence that I’m doin’ it right–editing, writing, publishing. When my Facebook messages are filled with .gifs from Dani that scream about the positive relationship we have, and…
Why is it so hard?
Today of all days?
Why am I sitting at my computer with burning eyes trying not to cry?
Is it because of the debate/discussion/argument/whatever on my Facebook page about the new cabinet? That thing has spawned so many threads and tangles and tendrils that I can’t even begin to keep track of it anymore. But surely it’s not that, debate, discussion, these are good things. Healthy things.
Is it because of the deadlines that are looming over my head like a Greek (Damocles was Greek, right?) guy’s sword? That wouldn’t make much sense, really. Last month was the crazy one for deadlines. This month I’ve only got…. well, there are a few but the Chimera timetable is my own, so it’s not completely inflexible, and we’re at the final stages of [Pen Name Project]–though I sure do wish everyone would get me their contracts so we could make announcements and stuff, and [author] has [Novel my alter ego edited] now, so that’s totally out of my hands…
Maybe it’s the blog tour. Maybe that wasn’t such a great idea, especially as something I’d have to put together in November, NaNoWriMo month….
Or–and this is probably it–maybe it’s the fact I, for some god awful reason, thought it would be a good idea to do two NaNoWriMos. Two. Including one that is non-fiction–which, by the way, I’m going to find some way to count these words toward. What was I thinking? Holy shit.
I can totally catch up on [Pen Name]’s NaNo word count, I think I’ll even manage to pull off a win there… but then, of course, that just gives me a bunch more stories of hers that need to be edited [Redacted because boring and rambling]
…but December is also royalty month and there ought to be something there for me, if only from FAE. Plus, I’ll get a chance to see how the other two books are doing–
Maybe this is the thing. I say stuff like, “I can handle anything except uncertainty” but I live in a world of uncertainty. I mean, we all do, really, but perhaps people who do what I do have got a bit more of it than the average bear. Between the uncertainty of whether something will be accepted, or well-received, or sell or whatever… and the uncertainty of paying my expenses, and the un–
Nah. I think that’s a cop out.
I think, really, I’ve just taken on too much. Again.
I don’t just have a pen name with [redacted], I have a whole other identity. I’m trying to be two people at the same time, but I’m just one. Just one body. Just one brain. Just one lifetime. The obvious answer would be to cut back there, give her less time in my day, but I really LIKE her, I like the work I do as her. But I like Rhonda too…
I guess I’ll have to try and cut back on commitments. I can be two people if both of those people aren’t trying to be human dynamos. Next year should be a bit more sane in regard to things (though I probably said that last year, too, didn’t I?). But next year I only have [Redacted], Sirens, [Redacted], [Redacted]–
Oh my God. It’s freaking crazy.
Okay. No more new things.
All those projects on my white board? They are just going to have to stay there as ‘Future’ projects until I get something done and out the door. No. Two somethings. For every two somethings I clear completely off my list (that means published and the initial burst of promotion done) I can consider starting a new thing.
If I’m not feeling overwhelmed.
If my brain isn’t reminding me of the confetti that is falling on my screen right now*.
Then I can take on something new.
So why is today so hard? Who knows. Does it matter? Probably not. Just pick something you can do, and do it. Keep plodding away at writing things, working toward those NaNo goals because at least that’s a thing you can cross off your list when you’re done.
Control what you can, and let go what you can’t. Oh. And make all of this some sort of weird internal monologue for [Character] so that you can count it toward your NaNo goal. It’s a bit cheaty, but fuck it. Quantity over quality, right? That’s the motto.
Yeah.
The struggle is real, dudes. And the more things change the more they stay the same… LOL
*I was typing on a webpage that put celebratory confetti all over your screen once you hit your word goal for the day
When I was a kid money was tight but the food bank was there to help make ends meet–especially during the time my mom was a single mother of three. We were lucky in that we didn’t need to use it regularly, but every year we received a ‘Christmas hamper’ and they really made the holidays shine. There was always a big turkey, for starters, and then the rest of the contents were like an amazing surprise bag of food. I still remember the excitement I felt pulling things out of the box with my mom and either cheering or groaning. “Yay! Candy!” or “Eww… escargo? Who eats snails?” (Give me a break, I was a kid).
These days I’m in a much better position financially, but that’s not true of everyone. In fact, given the fire in Fort Mac, the current economic state in Alberta and the influx of Syrian refugees, I’d guess that more families than ever are going to need help from the food bank to make their holidays awesome. So this year, I’m dedicating my annual Giftmas Blog Tour to food–sharing favourite family recipes and collecting donations for the Edmonton Food Bank.
Although my fundraising page is open to donations now, at this point I’m primarily looking for people to participate in the blog tour.
What Is Required:
Participants will be asked to write two blog posts — one to appear on their own webpage, blog or social media page* and one to appear on another participant’s webpage, blog or social media.
Blog posts will be between 200 – 750 words long and include (at a minimum)
a story about food during the holidays and/or a favourite family recipe from the holidays.
Including a short biography with links to your website or work is encouraged.
Participants will be asked to host two blog posts — one that they have written themselves and one that another participant has written.
I will need your permission to give your email address to the person you will be hosting so they can email you their blog post.
Posting days will be determined ahead of time. You will absolutely get to provide input on when you post.
Timeline:
Sign-ups will be open until November 23rd.
The posting schedule will be determined by November 30th.
Guest blogs will be due to their host by December 3rd. (Participants are encouraged to write these early. Especially since December tends to be a busy month for many people.)
The blog tour runs from December 5th – December 12th.
To Sign-Up:
**Sign-ups are now closed. Thank you!**
*This is a new thing I’m trying out. Your chosen media platform will have to allow for blog-length posts so, for example, while Goodreads or a Facebook Page could work, Twitter most certainly would not
Deviatus interviewed me for his podcast a couple weeks ago, and that episode is online now. Yay!
We talked about haunted hospitals (the book and the concept), paranormal experiences, research, I forgot where Mount Fuji was (I wish I was joking about this one. I’m going to blame it on nerves…). It was a good time. You can check it out here:
So you know that thing when you’re happily reading submissions for the fifth book in a series and you realise that though you thought you’d done a round up post about the blog tour you held to celebrate the fourth book in the series you didn’t? No. Well, that must be nice.
Because I know exactly how that feels.
So bear with me–even though this was several months ago, I’m going to make this round up post. Because these blog entries? They are pretty spectacular. If you haven’t seen them already, they are definitely worth a look!
Sirens Blog Tour Recap
June 28, 29th and 30th
“Of Sirens and Sorrow” three part mini-series by Amanda Kespohl
Usually, in the lifespan of a new anthology, this is about the time I’d do a report from the slush pile to let people know what I’m seeing, or not seeing. To help provide some insight for submitters into what there’s too much or too little of. I can’t really do that with this one because there haven’t been enough submissions yet to really get a grasp on it.
I decided to use Submittable to manage submissions for Equus rather than accepting them via email for two big reasons. The first was that I expected to get a lot of submissions to this anthology. More, I figured, than Sirens had received. I know a lot more people who write about horses and their mythological kin than I do sirens, I reasoned. Also, this is going to be the last Magical Menageries anthology so I thought that might inspire an influx of submissions from people who wanted to get in the series before it was done.
The second reason I moved to Submittable for this one is that it allows me to read the submissions blind. That removes any potential bias I might feel while reading work by people I know. And given that some of my friends have used fake names and brand new Gmail accounts to submit to me in the past–because they wanted to be sure their story got in (or didn’t) solely based on its own merits–I thought that would appeal to people.
Perhaps I made a mistake switching to Submittable. If so, it’s too late now–I’m committed.
When I worried aloud about the number of submissions I’d seen to date my husband was like, “You say that every time, you know.”
Wow.
That’s awkward.
I got this far in my blog entry, then popped over to Submittable to see how many submissions I’d received so far. I blinked, read the number again and then I checked how many submissions Sirens had by this stage in the process and laughed. Turns out my husband was right and my anxiety was more about me than the actual numbers. Right now I’m on track to see similar submission numbers to what I saw for Sirens–and those are good numbers.
I always get anxious I’m not going to see enough stories, and that anxiety peaks right about now and starts to come down in a couple weeks as the submissions snowball toward the final month submissions are open.
So what, aside from my own anxiety, can account for my inability to see trends in the slush pile? I don’t know for sure, but at a guess I’d say it’s just that there aren’t any trends. Every story that has come in so far is pretty distinct. Most of them have a really strong voice and interesting takes on horse and horse-like critters. There’s a lot of awesome world building and a lot of different equine types. My shortlist is pretty small right now, but none of the stories on it have the same theme, voice or tone. They are all fantasy stories but that’s about where the similarity ends, and let’s face it, ‘Fantasy’ is a pretty big umbrella, amirite?
What can I offer, then, as some sort of guidance for what to send? Uh. Not much beyond the kind of advice I’d have given before I jumped into the slush:
Make sure you have a strong opening–grab my attention in the first paragraph. I’m not going to try and tell you how, there are millions of ways to do it, but do it.
Ensure your story contains a solid ending. Over the past couple years I’ve started seeing more and more stories that don’t ‘end’ so much as they ‘stop’. Don’t do that.
Resolve or change something over the course of the story. If nothing or no one has changed from the start of the story to the end it is really unlikely to work for me.
Probably not super helpful, right?
Well, look at it this way–the door is wide open for you to craft your best Equus story.
Please do. And send it my way before the end of November 🙂
I’ll pop back here with an update in a month or so, and hopefully that time I won’t end up crossing most of it out before I press ‘Publish’ 🙂
It’s release day for The Impending Possession of Scarlet Wakebridge-Rosé!
Welcome to the blitz for S. L. Saboviec’s latest release! Just in time for Halloween, pick up this tale of a supernatural menace, strained family ties, and unavoidable destiny:
Scarlet Wakebridge-Rosé, busy executive and less-than-stellar mother and wife, has a problem that only an exorcist can solve. Except she’s not precisely a devout Catholic parishioner any longer, and to gain assistance from the Church means telling a whopping lie of omission.
Fortunately, she discovers Father Angelo Ambrosio, whose commitment to helping the afflicted means he’s willing to overlook the things Scarlet prefers to keep hidden. Unfortunately, his sordid past keeps him under a microscope with the bishop, who’s not so liberal in his views.
But the demon harassing Scarlet is relentless. It makes its motives clear: in a previous life, she struck a bargain, promising it her body on her fiftieth birthday. Now, she and Angelo must unravel the mystery surrounding her forgotten past in order to stop the possession by next week or risk losing her to the depths of Hell forever.
This stand-alone novel set in the Fallen Redemption universe extends the series to modern day. Enter a world where humans reincarnate, demons interfere in daily life, and the currents of fate carry us all to our destinies.
Samantha grew up in a small town in Iowa but became an expat for her Canadian husband, whom she met in the Massive Multi-player Online Role-Playing Game Star Wars: Galaxies (before the NGE, of course). She holds a B.S. in Physics, which qualifies her to B.S. about physics and occasionally do some math for the sci-fi stories she concocts. Her dark, thought-provoking science fiction & fantasy contains flawed, relatable characters and themes that challenge the status quo.
Her short fiction has appeared in AE and Grievous Angel, and her debut novel received an honorable mention in the 23rd Annual Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards.
My friend, and fellow Edmonton author, SG Wong released the third book in her Lola Stark series this week so I invited her to share a guest post on my blog to help celebrate (because writing is a team sport, yo!).
Sandra’s Lola Stark novels are an interesting mix of hard-boiled detective-y noir-y goodness and paranormal fiction (because ghosts!). The series began with Die on Your Feet, continued with In For a Pound and the newest installment is Devil Take the Hindmost. Read about what Sandra has to say about the inspiration for the ghost in her story, and then check out her books by clicking the links below!
The Idea of Ghosts…
A Guest Blog by SG Wong
I set the Lola Starke series in a 1930s alternate-history Los Angeles, which I named Crescent City for the shape of its bay. The idea of Lola and the City grew from my love of hard-boiled fiction by the likes of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett. I made the femme fatale the PI and re-imagined the city of Chandler’s iconic shamus, Philip Marlowe, as a Chinese metropolis. And I purposefully left Lola a non-Chinese character in order to explore her place as the Other in her own hometown.
I could’ve stopped there, of course. I had plenty of angles to ponder and explore, not to mention plan and execute. But then the idea of ghosts came up…
And from an unexpected source, no less.
One day, many years ago, my mum called to tell me she’d been to a medium, a spiritualist who specialized in connecting the living with the dearly departed. She’d gone to visit this medium with her former landlord, Mrs. Wong, who’d also referred my mum.
Now, Mum is a devout follower of Chinese ancestor veneration, so in her heart, she believes that my father resides in the afterlife. (He died in 2000.) She regularly makes offerings in the name of his spirit and she’s even burned a copy of my first book for him—with my blessing—as offerings from the land of the living travel to our dead ancestors via flames and faith.
I’m a believer in reincarnation, though, so she and I disagree on where Dad is at the moment. And in my case, that there even is a “Dad” anymore. As far as I’m concerned, my father’s spirit has moved on to another life.
However, I am also—more often than not, I hope—a dutiful daughter. So when she said, “I visited a medium today and I spoke with Dad,” I replied, “Oh?” in what I’m proud to say was a very mild tone indeed.
“Yes and he’s very happy, honey. He says he’s very content.” My mother cried when she told me that. I started to cry too.
Then she said, “He’s with Mr. Wong.” And my tears dried up.
She wasn’t, of course, talking weirdly about my father. No, as I mentioned, the Mrs. Wong with whom my mum had visited the medium was a former landlord. Her husband, Mr. Wong, had died a few years before my father had. I hadn’t known Mr. Wong well at all. I’d been living abroad when my parents had moved to that apartment. But I did know that my father had—and pardon my bluntness here—detested his former landlord. Just couldn’t stand the man. I’d heard Dad complain many times about Mr. Wong in clear and vociferous terms. I knew Mum had heard it even more than I had.
So why the hell would my father be hanging out with his hated landlord in the afterlife?
My suspicious little brain really got whirring then. This so-called medium was nothing but a sham. Some crooked grifter looking to profit off the misery of the grieving. And I got angry. I remember my face flushing really, really hot with it. Just what had Mrs. Wong got my mum into? And how much had it cost her? I can still feel the scowl on my face as I opened my mouth to grill Mum on the particulars.
Then it hit me.
Mum had cried when she said Dad was happy. She’d cried because she was happy.
In a rush, I remembered why I never argued with her whenever she talked about Dad in the afterlife. Because she was comforted by the idea that Dad had found joy and contentment after his death, things that he’d had such trouble finding while he lived. Her relief was a profound and precious thing. Who the hell was I to trample on it?
So I clamped my mouth shut, took a deep breath, and I said, “That’s great, Mum. I’m glad Dad’s happy.”
(And just so you know I’m no candidate for sainthood, I admit I also added, “What a funny coincidence that he’d be with Mr. Wong, though, eh? Just when you were at the medium with Mrs. Wong. That’s handy.” I know, I know: BAD Sandra.)
At any rate, that whole conversation got me thinking about death and grief, and about the nature of sorrow and comfort. Religion and spirituality offer solace to many of us when we grieve. Yet, we all know people who are haunted by deaths, unable to let go of beloved relatives or lovers or friends. We all know people burdened by deaths that are hard to accept and impossible to understand. Sometimes, we are those people.
I wondered, what if ghosts could haunt people for the best of reasons? To offer comfort and guidance and love. To continue a story that would otherwise be over. Wouldn’t that be something?
With Crescent City, I created a society in which ghosts are a normal part of…life. And death. A dying person can choose to be tethered magically to a living host in a ceremony. It’s usually done out of love, although there are exceptions…
Oh, right. Magic. In Crescent City, magic is performed only by those with the talent to see and use ghosts. There are different categories of talents, but hosts aren’t automatically magic users and those who are not magically-talented can only hear their own ghost, not see them.
Of course, I’m a crime fiction writer, remember? A fan of hard-boiled and noir stories where bad things happen to good people. So I handicapped Lola with no talent for magic and a ghost she can’t abide.
…Did I forget to mention one of my favourite sayings? “Life is hard and then you die.”
I’m currently open to submissions of speculative stories about all things equine for Equus, the latest title in my Magical Menageries series. If you’re interested in submitting check out the call for submissions here, or find out what happens after you submit here.
But this is not about that 🙂
Not only is Equus the fifth title in my Magical Menageries series, it’s also meant to be the final book in that series. With the series coming to a close I wanted to come up with a way to mark and celebrate it because it is one hell of a collection.
So I’m going to produce a Magical Menageries colouring book!
The idea is that I will give it away as swag at conventions or sell it at the cost of shipping from my website for those who won’t be at the same conventions that I am. The only problem is I am *so* not an artist.
Which means I need to hire some.
I will be asking each participating artist to provide me with one colouring page to represent each book in the Magical Menageries collection, so five in all. Those books are:
Fae — fairies, forests, fairies, green men, fairies… you get the idea. Mostly fairies… but not so much of the Tinkerbell variety.
Corvidae — Magpies and ravens and jays, oh my!
Scarecrow — D’oh! I should have saved the Wizard of Oz reference for this description. Because yes. Scarecrows.
Sirens — Sirens from both the sea (mermaid type) and sky (winged type)
Equus — Horses, unicorns, Pegasus, centaurs…
If you’re not familiar with the books and find yourself stuck for subject matter I will be happy to provide a sample story to help inspire you.
I’m looking for colouring pages however you define that. It might be something as complex and detailed as this:
something simpler, like this:
Or even this:
I want a mixture of styles and detail levels and will be asking for the nonexclusive use to the images (which means you’ll be free to sell or use them elsewhere too).
I will offer a token payment per image (starting around $5-10) plus contributor copies.
If you are interested in contributing to the colouring book please contact me at rhonda.l.parrish@gmail.com with a sample of your work or a link to your portfolio and a note about your expected rate of payment.
I’d like to have all the artists lined up by January so I’ll be open to receiving emails about this until December 15th, 2016.
Like the picture says, C is for Chimera is on sale from today until the 26th. You’ll need to enter the code 30SEP at checkout, but then you can take C is for Chimera and tons of other books home (well, download them to your e-reader anyway :-p) for 30% less than usual. Whoot whoot!